View fullsize The Moron at the Beginning of This Book View fullsize Look, Dad! No Brains! View fullsize "My Number Two Son" View fullsize "Toast for Sisyphus" View fullsize After "decorating" my room. View fullsize The 80's were still new then. View fullsize Grandma & Mom View fullsize Mom & Grandma View fullsize "A Lawn Dart to the Soul" View fullsize Grandma & Moron View fullsize "Hang on, Diagnosis" View fullsize Inclusivity View fullsize The Moron in the Middle of This Book View fullsize Me and DOC View fullsize "The side walls of the space from which the slice of cake had been removed shimmered like wave tips at sunset, golden and delicious waves of cake carved by the knife of a benevolent grandmother-god." View fullsize Ain't Goin' Back to Dee-Moines" View fullsize I puked on my mom within hours of this photo. View fullsize Little sisters and one of many nephews View fullsize That beautiful lady married me...on purpose! View fullsize "A Moron's Mirror - There's an idiot in there."